"Are we speaking of sizes or a person?"
"Latter. I have never asked this ever, note."
"Jennifer Lawrence?"
"Hmm. I haven't stared at her."
"Stare at her!"
"Wala akong pic n'ya at the moment! Saka bakit siya?"
"Ewan ko. Nakaka-insecure?"
"Dahil?"
"They're huge?"
"Are they? They aren't that big from what I recall."
"It is. Sa X-Men: First Class pa lang, eh."
"I haven't seen it."
"You haven't? Pero you know she's Mystique?"
"Nope, but yes. Kaya pala may basehan ka. Kinda nude si Mystique. Hmm. Baka naman enlarged ng konti? Wala naman akong alam na full body niya."
"I don't think pina-enlarge 'yun. Hmm."
"I wouldn't know. Wala akong net right now. And again, I don't think hers is as huge as you make it."
"Well, I don't know. Tignan mo na lang din."
"Wala naman siyang topless na pics, eh."
"Wala nga."
"Wala akong makikita!"
"Tignan mo na lang yung kay Blake Lively. Malamang meron 'yun."
10/18/2012
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